Source: The David Beckham Jokebook by A C Parfitt
David beckham was very excited the day he went shopping and a shopkeepers showed him a Thermos flask. "What does it do?" as David.
"Well," explains the shopkeeper. 'It's a very clever device that keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.'
'Wow,' says David. 'That's brilliant. I'll take one.'
The next day at training, young Wayne Rooney comes up to him and says, 'What's that, skipper?'
'That' replies Davids proudly, 'is a Thermos flask. It is a very clever device that keeps cold things cold and hot things hot.'
'Brilliant!' says Wayne. 'What have you got in it today?'
'Three ice lollies and a cup of coffee.'
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