Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear I look better than you
In my coat, in your vest, in my shoes, in your hat!
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN, YES I CAN~~~
Anything you can say, I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T, YES I CAN
NO YOU CAN'T~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!
YES~~~~~~~ I~~~~~~ CAN~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!! =P